The Gift....

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.
“Cash or charge?” the clerk asked.

“Cash,” I snapped. Then, apologizing for my rudeness, I explained, “I’ve spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau.”

“Shall I giftwrap the bat?” the clerk asked sweetly. “Or are you going back there?”

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LOL

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Owner of Mehkama-e-Sharafat
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Rude Boyz Rulez

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…LOL…


My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

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For the world, u r somebody. But for somebody, u r the world.

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LOL!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

Lol

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**The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them with our own image - otherwise, we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. **

LOL, good one!

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Pretty Hot And Tempting