OK last one for today… I promise !
We’re at the gates of heaven and three guys approach the entrance. The guard looks at them and says’ Hey guys, I’d love to let you in but we’re really over crowded.. so Basically heres the deal. Whichever one of you had the worst day of your life at the time you died, will get into heaven’. So the first guys says ‘Well, the day I died, I had had a very bad day at work, when I came home I saw a man hanging off our balcony. I knew that my wife had betrayed me and was having an affair. So I pushed him off the balcony and he fell 10 stories to the bottom. And to make sure he was dead I threw the fridge-freezer ontop of him, bye then I was so worked up that I died of a heart attack’..‘Wow, said the guard, thats pretty bad… ok what about you ?’ he says to the next guy.
So the second guy explains ‘Well I was making love to this wonderful woman when the next thing I know her husband steps through the door !, I had nowhere to hide so I jumped in the freezer. The next thing I know, Some jerk picks up the freezer with me inside it and throws it out of the window. I fell a great height and basically the fall just killed me’.. ‘Thats pretty bad’ says the guard and turning to the third guy he asks ’ So how about you ?'.
The third guys says ’ Well there I was minding my own business and doing my daily exercises on the balcony, the next thing I know some maniac grabs me and pushes me off. It was a pretty bad fall but luckily I fell in some bushes and apart from a few scratches I was OK, and just as I was about to get up, this bastard throws his freezer ontop of me !'…
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Death is only the Beginning.
[This message has been edited by Arch-Angel (edited November 10, 2000).]