Praise the Gadha!
A man bought a gadha from a preacher. The preacher told the man
that this gadha had been trained in a very unique way: the only way
to make the gadha go was to say “Hallelujah!”, and the only way to
make the gadha stop was to say “Amen!”.
The man was pleased with his purchase and immediately got on the
animal to try out the preacher’s instructions. “Hallelujah!”
shouted the man. The gadha began to trot. “Amen!” shouted the man.
The gadha stopped immediately. “This is great,” though the man.
With a “Hallelujah”, he rode off very proud of his new purchase.
The man travelled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he
was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make
the gadha stop. “Stop”, said the man. “Halt!”, he cried. The gadha
just kept going. “Oh, no…'Bible!..Church!..Please Stop!!”,
shouted the man. The gadha just began to trot faster. He was
getting closer and closer to the cliff edge.
Finally, in desperation, the man said a prayer…“Please, dear Lord.
Please make this gadha stop before I go off the end of this
mountain, In Jesus name, AMEN”.
The gadha came to an abrupt stop just one step from the edge of the
cliff.
“HALLELUJAH!!” shouted the man.
yup sure did!
