In a hosiery and underwear stall:
Customer 1: Do you have black tights
Trader: Yes.. here they are (shows a pair to customer)
Customer 1: Do you have anything in lighter colour?
Customer 2: what colour do these bras come in?
Trader: White or Cream only
Customer 2: do you have a black one?
Customer 3: I want a full slip but am unsure of the size. Could i return it in about a month if it doesnt fit?
Trader: Yes, but why do u need a month to return it?
Customer 3: It’s for my mother in tbe West Indies.. she died and i need to try it for size.
Customer 4: Whats the biggest nightie that you do?
Trader: We sell and XXXXL that fits up to a dress size 32
Customer 4: Do you have anything bigger?
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