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a banker goes into the bar and talks to the farmer over there asks him that he needs to bye a goat and 2 high powered industrial class laser being capable of causing mass distruction. farmer being a pathetic pacifist politely refuses to let him use the lazer beam in his private star wars game room and tells him to “leave”
banker smiles and leaves
next day banker comes in with a broken arm and a stump for a leg with dripping blood he hits his head against the counter and asks him if he can use the lazer?. The farmer at the barn tells him to leave the bar and go to NASA and ask the CEO over there. The banker crudly thanks the bar tender and exits the tennis court. The bar tender comes out with a mech armour and shoots the banker with a anti personal shot gun and blows off his other leg with a pressurized flame thrower. Banker smiles and cuts off his broken leg and chases off the duck and the goat.
On reaching NASA he asks the CEO if it would be aright if he used the lazer. CEO says : "would u use to blow up the world? " .. the banker replies “dont know” … CEo says “aright use it but dont mess about…photons are not toys son”… the banker takes the lazer and blows up the moon.
with no moon tidal waves stop and every one gets afraid and buy wollen socks and old blankets .. banker had saved a reservour of old blankets and sells them at high price… becoming rich over night. he then uses the lazer to power a new form of drive and leaves the world in his space ship
i would like to share another Good news with u… this joke was used by Doctor shunider shiluckz of * german institute for heart transplants * to perform coronory heart surgery without any anesthesia.