Following or participating in live cricket discussion in KK is a lot of fun. It’s like watching the match with a bunch of friends - all with their own views on the proceedings. The following discussion happened when Inzi and Salman were building the match winning 135 runs partnership on the fourth day. I thought I would share it with the rest of you since KK match posts get lost in the thread very quickly. It’s not extremely funny stuff but worth a read anyway.
fg: Let’s pray Inzi didn’t feast on Haafiz Jee ka Multani Halwa for breakky today!
Lahori Munda: Ahhhh kiya yaad dilwa diya yaar FG, woh teen kay golden dabbay main kiya halwa hota tha. But anyway I got it checked Inzi had allo chooley for breakfast.
fg: They just showed a close up of Tresco… I think he is chewing on Naaz paan masaala… he looks like a Dilaaver Khan anyway…just imagine him in a shalwar qameez with chitraali topi.
Lahori Munda: Plus some Niswaar in his mouth… but I dont think he is eating Naaz Paan Masala.. that was in the old day when Arifa Siddiqui used to be in their commercials 
ab to tulsi ka zamana hai yaar
Mr Genius: meri mutthi mein bund hai kia… wat an ad…
Captain1: ad to woh thaa, Babra (na) Shareef saabun ki ishtihaar mai gaari chala rahi hay, aur steering wheel ko gadhon ki tarah idhar udhar karti hay
fg: oh yess… udher arfa ki muthi khultee thi aur kayee nau-jawaanoN ki band hauti thi
Lahori Munda: Aaj Dilaavar Khan ka close up bara dikha rahey hain
fg: oye bhaai logo, sub guppaiN maar rahay hau,zara Inzi and Butt per bhi nazar rakho.
Mr Genius: dilavur khan kaun hai?
Lahori Munda: Aah kiya bansuri baj rahi hai.. Manjerakar wada angrez ka puttar.. oh it’s the flute
fg: When is Baaba Udal gonna bowl? How do they promounce Udal…Oodle or You-daal?
Lahori Munda: You
fg: Why so many drinks breaks?
Lahori Munda: Inzi ki suhbat ka asar hai yaar
fg: as long as Flintoff kaa asar naa hau…
Nikema: Did anybody hear Ramiz just say, He is a Good** Judger** 
of runs
Lahori Munda: Mohammad Yousaf is not 100 % so Hasan Raza will come in next
fg: Poora musalman nahee hua kyaa?
Nikema: Oey I am Close to 1000 Posts :D, Inzimam’s 1000 runs against Eng and my 1000 posts on same Day…
Somebody should interview me now…
fg: Nikema, how many did u actually score?
Mr Genius: why does giles wear shades when he bowls?
Captain1: bhenga hay, kaheen keeper confuse na ho jaye
fg: Genius, u didn’t know? he is legally blind
Mr genius: kya yar, reese witherspoon ki yaad dila di
Lahori Munda: raho gay legally desi
Nikema: Yaaa Illegally AMreeeki