Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. _Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous weapon was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, "See, we can still pluck yew! _"PLUCK YEW!"
Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodental fricative 'F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute are mistakenly thought to have something to do with an intimate encounter.
What I know, the French cut off the middle and index fingers, and the story is actually the one behind the sticking up of two fingers. However, the other one might have stemmed from it as I don’t know it’s origin.
This is actually the story behind the rasing of the middle and index fingers in a reverse "v-for-victory" sign, used as an insult by the British.
The middle and index fingers were used to draw the strings on the longbows the French at Agincourt, and it was these fingers that were used to mock the french afterwards.
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had
consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted
to have a baby, they got consent of the King; the King gave them a
placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The
placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you
know where that came from!
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had
consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family).
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I was about to say that if everyone had to ask the king first there must have been a queue at the palace stretching back to Nottingham. But there again, most people probably spent too much time getting blattered at the pub to get round to it anyway.