The English Challenge

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guys, one more day to sign up!

this is tiring. im taking a vacation after one cafe event. :frowning:

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Wow seriously? They made her a mod? Someone is running Cafe into the ground.

I will sign up but all of the ladies (and by ladies I mean Slims) have to promise not to swoon and become obsessed.

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I don’t think that’s possible bud

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[mod]Please refrain from your slander, it’s naughty[/mod]

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:khumar:

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psssstttt whispers you see the “one touch ban and cleaner” button? it was designed for ghost :halo: :sadiyah: just waiting for the right moment :aisha:

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I’m just going to stay out of this :chai: This looks like a domestic dispute.

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So you go right to abusing your power? I’d like to file a formal complaint to you, against you.

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i see. gets pen and paper ready tell me, what’s happened? please don’t hesitate with anything or in getting emotional.. i’m sure it’s a traumatic time for you. scribbles stuff :maroush:

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Well I was on GS early because I got called in to work in the middle of the night, so I’m in an emotionally fragile state of mind. I posted a very astute observation about a vicious new mod on Cafe. All things considered, I think I was very light handed in my appraisal. Anyway, this mod, let’s call her Swoofs, proceeded to threaten me with bans and stuff. Keeping in mind my fragile state of mind, this caused me a lot of trauma. So much so that I had to go out and buy maple KKs and take solace in the fact that some people in the world (once again, let’s call them Swoofs) can’t enjoy the sugary goodness.

I would like this mod (code name Swoofs) to be stripped of her powers and banished to a KKF or Diwana thread.

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^:rotfl:

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mhm mhm scribbles uhuh sure. well.. uhuh.. yeah. you sure didn’t hold back on the emotions. actually, i felt a little obliged to psychoanalyse you. i mean from what you’re telling me it seems you might actually be suffering from some kind of cluster A personality disorder. the fact you’re in a fragile state of mind due to work already could probably contribute to your anxiety and stress. i also didn’t see any sign of “swoofs” threatening you which again points to perhaps some kind of paranoia, and not to mention a pattern of odd behaviour continuing to ripple through you (i.e buying maple KKs to exact revenge on this poor mod). it seems pretty troubling. i have a solution for you, of course you don’t have to take heed of this but it is my professional opinion. you could possibly live a better life by sharing those krispy kremes with the person you are paranoid about (swoofs), and then you could apologise for slandering her good name and seek comfort in knowing good people like her exist in the world even if you will never be a good human bean.

oh also, it’s soooooo hard to care when you can make your own kababs :snooty:

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^:rotfl:

oh god the last sentence!

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btw, i need one more girl. just to make girls:boys even. can i sign you up? :phati:

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no freaking way in hell :grumpy:

You keep those fingers away from me.

Why don’t you do it? :@:

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Do it arzi, do it :frowning:

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I like this swoof fella. You got his/her number there ghost?

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^ hayeee, aap? :khatti: :chilly:

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Aap kaun? I was looking for swoofs

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giggles mai wohi hoon na, pyaar se swoofs bulaatay hain sab. Lekin aap toh mujhe sweetu bhi bula saktay hain :blush: