The economy is so bad

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How bad is the economy :

  • The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

  • I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

  • CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

  • If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

  • Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

  • McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

  • The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

  • A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico .

  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

  • The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

  • Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

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Re: The economy is so bad

thats really bad… :eek:

:hehe:

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Re: The economy is so bad

there is more to it ehsan uncle

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I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.

Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving inAmerica?”

The Mafia is laying off judges.

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the economy is so bad … i am not buying toilet papers anymore. :hehe:

ok I just made that up. :stuck_out_tongue:

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Re: The economy is so bad

:hehe:

do all the gs uncles
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:omg:

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Re: The economy is so bad

**lol...very funny

i orderd Biryani and the guy asked...

yahiiN sooNgheNge yaa ghar le jaayeNge? hahaha**