The economy is so bad that.....

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  • I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

  • I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

  • CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

  • If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” call them and ask if they meant you or them.

  • Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

  • McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

  • The Mafia is laying off judges.

:hayaa:

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Re: The economy is so bad that.....

lol
Except the CEO's part. They still play real golf.

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Re: The economy is so bad that.....

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- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

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Damn they got through! :D Somebody go get general Pancho Villa!

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:rotfl:

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  • If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," call them and ask if they meant you or them.

:)

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Re: The economy is so bad that…

:cb:

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Re: The economy is so bad that.....

haha...the insufficent funds one was good!

Axact CEO Shoaib Shaikh granted bail after 15 months in custody
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Re: The economy is so bad that…

can you afford fries? :omg:

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Re: The economy is so bad that.....

Economy so bad that Gay people are going to great clips for a hair cut

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Re: The economy is so bad that.....

LOL

MQM worker Syed Abdul Naveed tortured to death in custody
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Re: The economy is so bad that.....

lol