The difference between constitution ...

and constipation is not much
just 2 alphabets :eek:

That explains the Pakistani Politicians …
They are forever maqbooza - in a constipated state of mind :disgust:

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^^ lol

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I agree :frusty:

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Uncle: do u have the written form of our 1973 constipation?

I mean dun u think it's now more or less 33 years old sickness in our nation and needs to be replaced with a balanced diet, a lot of fiber, and occassionally aided by Imodium or something?

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the newest trend is to use the word YOUNG instead of OLD
Like I am 47 years young, You are 35 years young
The constitution is 33 years young, we will think about it when it gets old
:chai:

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I guess, I was rather pessimistic… If such is the case, then, it is fair to say that a constipated approach can lead you to a half full glass:rose:

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First we must liberate whatever it is - thats causing the constipation :hmmm:

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:smack:

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I've had to deal with both this week.

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Interest based business on the government level I guess… the dillemma is that if they get rid of it, they fear severe hunger all over but what they do not realize is that saturated fat from a hydrogeneted oil is gonna get you killed anyway by a heart-attack. Heart has become weak already:flower1:

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so in other words severe constipation is the KEY to eliminating hunger from the world.
Being an entrepreneur at heart, I see a booming business ahead :hmmm:
Anti-Liberator devices :ahaa:

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You ever have to sh!t so hard that you almost cried?

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Exactly, hence the world famous idiom*: Neither will there be any bamboo, nor will there be a flute playing.*

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totally gross images float across the mind <
:rotato:

NO :chai:

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I also know a lot of world famous idiots :jhanda:
Some of them on GS as well :chai:

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With all fairness in your argument, I guess you meant GENERAL and not GS :hehe:

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**Neither will there be any Bans, and nor will their remain any Basuri..:) **
And speaking of Governments:
We have just uncovered proof of the existence of a new chemical element. A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named *Governmentium.*
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

*These 312 particles are held together by forces called **morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction, which would normally take less than a second, to take over four days to complete.*****

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more **morons **to become **neutrons, forming **isodopes.

This characteristic of **moron* promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium - an element which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons...:D *****
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^ :omg: :omg:
SAD - but soooo true :hehe:

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SO what is the political laxative that we need?
we have tried marshall law, democracy, faux shariat..what next?

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**We need lots of "MORONATORIUM" some "SUSPENDIUM" and twice as much "ABOLISHIUM" in order to Nuetralize "Governmentium"..:D **