Bob receives a free ticket to the superbowl from his boss. Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium, he realizes that the seat is located in the last row in the corner farthest from the field. But halfway through the first quarter, he notices an empty seat right on the 50-yard line, so he makes his way over to it. Before he sits down though he asks the man next to him, " Excuse me, is someone sitting here?" The man says no. “Wow,” says Bob. “Who would have a superbowl ticket and not use it?” “Well, actually,” says the man, “the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to bring my wife but she died. This is the first superbowl we haven’t been at together since we were married back in '69.” “I’m sorry,” says Bob, “But couldn’t you bring a friend or relative?” “No,” answers the man. “They’re all at the funeral.”