A desi dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first
to the German hell and asks What do they do here?" He is told “First they put
you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of
the day.”
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out
the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that
they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of
people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks, “What do they do here?”
He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day.”
“But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many
people waiting to get in?”
“Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work,
someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant, so he
comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home…”