Sardarji is buying a TV. “Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.” “Give me a green one, please.”
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Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it
home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected itbecause
he was getting complaints like
“Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai”>>> >>>> >
What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!>>> >
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Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom
fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, “Oh..we’ll get Punjab
from India but how would we develop it?”
That was a difficult question indeed.Suddenly Banta
Singh replied, “No problem! we’ll
attack USA, it would take over us and then we would
be a state of USA and we’ll automatically get developed.”
All the surds became happy on this
very simple solution but an old surd did
not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he
wasn’t happy. The surd
replied, “OH! THAT’S ALRIGHT BUT…WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ???”
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If u’wll call me rose,
will i smell like that!
FeeAmanAllah Guys