The Caps Lock
Why the hell is there a caps lock? Do you ever wonder that? Why does someone need to use so many sequential capital letters in a row that they need a damn button so their pinky finger doesn’t get cramps while holding down the ‘shift’ button? Anybody care to answer that? And the thing that really pisses me off is that it only works for letters! Sometimes I feel a little creative and I like to fool around with those weird looking symbols over top of the numbers, see if I can make a picture or something like that, sometimes a new face that will blow ; > ) out of the f&^%&* water. I’m in full support of a ‘symbols lock’ but caps lock? So youre typing along MSN and without realizing it you hit the caps lock. Since you’re too lazy to re-type the whole sentence you send it away to your buddy. And this is where the stupid people come in. They see the caps lock and they say “Stop yelling at me”. They get all offended because they misinterpreted the caps lock. You start typing “Dude sorry it was the capslock” and before you can finsih it you buddy says " I don’t care man, i never liked you anyways, i just thought your mom was hot." Before you know it, you’re using that red-yelling face thingy and using way too many excalmation points and letters like “IIIII"MMMM GGGOONNNAAA RIIIIPPP OFFF YOOURR B*LLS!!!” Can you imagine if internaitonal diplomacy were upgraded to MSN chatrooms? Putin accidentally taps the caps lock while in a 4-way convo with America, Pakistan and India…BAM! That’s right. They’ll be more nuclear missiles in the air the celebration balloons at Carrot Tops funeral. We need to fight it. Hurry up, get a spoon, fork, spatula…whatever you have…and pry that caps lock out of there! If you love the Earth…!
omg you have me in tears i’m laughing so hard. 
