Re: The Broseph Code for men
Comments from a woman's perspective:
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All these rules are based on life 1 threads on GS. This guide is for men so they stay out of trouble.
Rule 1: When it comes to an argument between your wife and your mom, your best course of action is to head out for a fake emergency office meeting and meet with friends till the whole incident blows over.
Very good - a son or husband should not have to take sides.
Rule 2: You are always at fault. Don't bother denying it. Just listen to whatever she says and then do whatever you damn well please.
**Damn straight - a guy is always at fault. I'm seeing you evolve as a human being by acknowledging this reality.
** Rule 3: When your wife attempts to meddle in other people's lives or no reason, warn her once. That is all you need to do. Then watch the drama with some popcorn.
Please do not add either or salt to the popcorn - it's bad for you. And women do not meddle - they advise.
Rule 4: If your wife's friend wants to meet guys and she volunteers your friends, they are all out of the country. Unless she is incredibly hot and they have a chance of sleeping with her.
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Well then next time you want to go over to your friends***' house remember to play X-box, remember to keep your lies straight - he's out of town.*
Rule 5: Metrosexual men are great. Unless you are metrosexual. Good grooming is good. But being too well groomed is bad. Being a bad boy is good, but you must have a sensitive side. In other words women don't know what they want, so do whatever you damn well please.
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A guy should not have better eyebrows than a woman. And news to you - the helpless, clueless woman act is just a ruse - we know exactly what we want and how to get it.**
Rule 6: Compliment a woman regardless of what she looks like and even if it ain't true. They are vain creatures and your chances increase.
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Always tell a woman she looks beautiful - it increases your chances of being fed a dinner that wasn't spat in.
** Rule 7: Writing poems is gay. Unless you are 100% sure you will get laid. However your friends can mock you for the rest of your life if they find these gay poems
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Writing poems is gay - but reading an ode to your lady-love is not. Borrow something from Ghalib (the non-tragic sonnets) or Browning.
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8. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this case.
**The caveat was well-placed.
** 9. Do not torpedo single friends.
But don't you want all men to share in the bliss that is known as married or committed life.
- On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
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This applies especially when women are accompanying you on the road trip. This will allow you to stop at the 4-star hotel as opposed to the rank-looking and smelling diner.**
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