All these rules are based on life 1 threads on GS. This guide is for men so they stay out of trouble.
Rule 1: When it comes to an argument between your wife and your mom, your best course of action is to head out for a fake emergency office meeting and meet with friends till the whole incident blows over.
Rule 2: You are always at fault. Don’t bother denying it. Just listen to whatever she says and then do whatever you damn well please.
Rule 3: When your wife attempts to meddle in other people’s lives or no reason, warn her once. That is all you need to do. Then watch the drama with some popcorn.
Rule 4: If your wife’s friend wants to meet guys and she volunteers your friends, they are all out of the country. Unless she is incredibly hot and they have a chance of sleeping with her.
Rule 5: Metrosexual men are great. Unless you are metrosexual. Good grooming is good. But being too well groomed is bad. Being a bad boy is good, but you must have a sensitive side. In other words women don’t know what they want, so do whatever you damn well please.
Rule 6: Compliment a woman regardless of what she looks like and even if it ain’t true. They are vain creatures and your chances increase.
Rule 7: Writing poems is gay. Unless you are 100% sure you will get laid. However your friends can mock you for the rest of your life if they find these gay poems.
A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child - within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered “lucky” are not applicable in this case.
Do not torpedo single friends.
On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
:hinna: you’re so mean…if a man is praised for his looks and personality, would he be considered vain if the compliments make him feel good?
poems aren’t gay, some of those Urdu/persian poems are just breathtakingly beautiful, don’t know which woman wouldn’t love to hear a poem from her admirer or love
Rule 11: A broski will not be cockblocked by another broski.
Rule 12: Broskis will never bring a girl to a broskis night out
Rule 13: If a broski spends any time texting a girl during a good game of 2k11 or mw2, he will lose automatically, even if the girl is a 10.
Rule 14: A broski can never cry. The only exception: Being kicked in the balls.
It’s not a person. It’s the highest form of relationship between straight males, 2nd to father-son. If I knew CM more, he would be my broseph, or broski.
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