Three guys died and went to heaven.
The first one goes to St. Peter and knocks on his door.
St. Peter asked him two questions. “How many years have you been married?”
The first guy said, I have been married for 20 years. St. Peter then replied with, “how many times have you cheated on your wife?”
He hesitated and replied, 3 times…
St. Peter wasn’t very pleased to hear that. So he said to the man, “You are going to drive around in a Volkswagen beetle for 40 years till you get your wing’s.”
The man jump’s in his beetle and drive’s off…
The second one goes and knocks on St. Peter’s door…
St. Peter asks him the same two questions.
The man replies, “I have been married for 35 years and I cheated one time.”
St. Peter gives the man a Cadillac to drive around for 15 years till he gets his wings…
The man smiles and drives away.
The third man goes and knocks on St. Peter door…
St. Peter also asked him the same two questions.
The man replies with, “I have been married for 50 years, and I never once been unfaithful to my wife”.
St. Peter looks up at him and says that is the best I have heard all day!
For your faithfulness, you will drive around heaven in a Rolls Royce for 10 years till you get your wings.
The man is so happy and jump’s into his Rolls Royce and drive’s away…
Later that day!
The first man in the beetle comes driving down the road. He notices the Rolls Royce parked and a man sitting under a tree.
He pull’s over and walk’s up to the gentleman sitting under the tree.
(The man under the tree is crying.) He asks why are you crying? You have the best ride in heaven…
The crying man replied, “I just saw my wife pass by in a pair of rollerskate’s”.
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