Well… This is the best joke I’ve heard in my life (and please don’t mind, meri angraizi zara kamzore ha):
Three villagers come to city to work. They get an apartment and also plan to buy a radio. One night they go for shopping and buy a radio from a market.
The next morning, the first one wakes up and takes the radio to bathroom. For half an hour he enjoys music and comes out saying “What a beautiful thing it is. Half an hour seemed half a minute”. Second goes to bathroom alongwith the radio. For one hour he enjoys a drama, does he work and gets out saying “Wow, its simply amazing. One hour seemed to fly, its really a good thing”. Third one takes radio and goes in. After ten minutes he comes out with red face. Seeing anger on his face the other two ask him whats wrong. He said “I was doing my work politely when these pigs started the national anthem. I had to stand up for the rest of the time”