The best 45 minutes you will ever experience (14 hilarious Dish Network phone calls)

dhobi_bhai · June 3, 2006, 5:00am

Wraps a piece of rope around his neck *
Places the table in an appropriate manner, stands vertically in an upright position and patiently waits for the climax to occur *
Reads last-minute Kalma and holds onto his dear life *

Believe me, this is the best 45 minutes you will ever experience. And I am keeping all of the money, so no refunds or exchanges.

Deep breath *

Okay, okay, seems as if the patience has run out from both ends.

Funny Call 13
Funny Call 14

Speechless *

God, this…this was…this was just…:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

dhobi_bhai · June 3, 2006, 5:02am

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On the topic of Basketball/Football:

“That’s vary dain-jay-rous. You break your foooot, you break your knee, you break your haid, you break your reebs, you break your baady, you break your brain. Very dain-jay-rous.”

Guy starts reading the list of channels from a 3x5 notecard:

“What is…what comes on the Animal Planet? Buddy, buddy, friend, oyee, what comes on the Animal Planet”?

“You can see any of the animal programs in that”.

“Which animals”?

“Every animal”.

“I am gonna stole your best friend.”

“You are a chor”.

Silence for 3 seconds followed by a deep laughter *

" No, I am not a chor"

“Yes, you are a chor”.

Umer579 · June 5, 2006, 5:48am

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LOlz.. Dhobi jee,

Enjoyed it completely. To be honest with you, Dish Network recently opened a call center in Pakistan; to be precise in Lahore. I don't know about other cities but my brother worked there for a short while and during that short while, I received calls from him every day almost.(LOLzz) but the calls were not all about Dish Network as you can understand.

Umer

dhobi_bhai · June 11, 2006, 6:47am

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Glad you enjoyed those phone calls, Umer Bhai. And no, not the ones from your brother. Those in the actual video. :D

:biggthumb

phatima · June 13, 2006, 4:33pm

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hahahahhahahahahahah :D

phatima · June 13, 2006, 4:35pm

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“You are my Valentine and you lied to me!”

cheetah · June 15, 2006, 9:24am

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