the angry telemarketer

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Re: the angry telemarketer

@phatima1

Today I learned that telemarketers actually DO have feelings. Prior to an incident that took place today (which I will tell you about in a moment), I thought they were just mindless robots that were being paid to nag you while you’re in the middle of dinner.

So today some guy calls from some mobile phone company and I assumed he’s speaking from India because of the major desi accent. “I am kaaling to inforem you off thee new suhvice plaan vee haav.” Usually, I like to mess around with these guys, just to make their day interesting because I’ll bet their job really sucks. I didn’t really feel like responding or listening, so I just hung up the phone and went about my day. About 20 seconds later, the phone rings again and I pick it up. I hear the voice of the same telemarketer that I had just hung up on, except this time he sounded really angry.

So he says, “DID YOO HANG PHONE ON ME?!”
And I’m like, “Uh, yea. I’m sorry about that, man. I didn’t think you would—”
He didn’t let me finish but said, “OKAY, NOW EET’S YOURR TURRN!” CLICK

That’s the last I heard from him. And I just couldn’t stop laughing after it happened. It was a pretty witty thing to do on his part.

Lesson: Telemarketers have feelings, too.

the real lesson is …
You are eshtupid