The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted
his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had
bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed.
“I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the
store looking at the dress. Then I found myself
trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering
to me, ‘Gee, you look great in that dress. You
should buy it.’”
“Well,” the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal
with him! Just tell him, “Get behind me, Satan!”
“I did,” replied his wife, "but then he said “It
looks great from back here, too”