The 20 Disses
1. Words can't desribe your outfit, so I'll just
throw up!
2. They can't measure your intelligence. The
scale won't go that kow.
3. Appearences can be decieving. Or in your
case, disgusting.
4. I promise not to make fun of your height. I
would never stoop to that.
5. I'm glad you're tall. It gives me more of you
to dislike.
6. I think you stepped on something smelly.
Like your feet!
7. I've seen tables with nicer looking legs than
yours.
8. Are you going to eat that apple, or gum it to
death?
9. Your mouth's the perfect size...for your foot.
10. I've seen a nose like yours before, but it
looked better on the baboon.
11. Know what I like about your face? Me
neither.
12. Know what goes best with a face like
yours? A paper bag.
13. Why don't you do something different with
your hair? Like, wash it.
14. You're a person of rare intelligence. It's
rare when you show any.
15. You'll never use your mind. You can't lose
what you never had.
16. You've made this date I won't forget...no
matter how hard I try.
17. I know why they call this a "blind date."
Because now that I've seen you, I wish I were
blind.
18. You're like disposable diapers...always
getting dumped.
19. "What are you doing Friday night?"
"Trying to forget you just asked me that."
20. "What's he got that I havent?"
"You want it alphabetically?"
“even if u r not hungry just be greedy”