Shoot the men who are pushing it.
How do you disable Indian missiles?
Cut the rubber band.
Have you ever seen Indian war heroes ?
Neither has India.
Did you hear about the other latest
Indian invention ?
The new automatic parachutes. They open on
impact.
How do you sink an Indian battleship ?
Put it in water.
Did you hear about the 747 jet which
Crashed into a cemetery in Delhi ?
The Indian officials have so far
Recovered 3000 bodies.
Did you hear about the Indian admiral who had
asked to be buried at sea ?
Five Indian sailors died digging his grave.
Did you hear about the shutdown of the
Delhi National Library ?
Somebody stole the book.
Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam
Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and an Indian.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do
you do?
A. Shoot the Indian twice to make
sure he's dead.
Q. What's brown and black and looks
great on an Indian?
A. A Doberman.
Q. How can you tell when an Indian is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What do you have when an Indian is
Buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full
of Indians?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands
weren't met.
Hey PPL ....wuts up?
Anyways I m glad 4 the ppl who liked my joke and sorry 4 the ppl who didnt enjoy especially Roman
Well I know ZZ that its a joke section post but i thought of posting one here....well i like that u love pakistanis good thought :)
OK I got another one now ...it aint a joke but something to read
GO Ahead and read>>>........Specially for those how understand Urdu.
Allah se milayenge line
to tabiyat hogi fine
Dil ko milega chain
phir, zindagi hogi shine
ispe ayegi islam ki design
aur yehi hai aaj ki headline.
Agar a'amal se hatoge slight
to qabar hogi tight
phir, farishte karenge fight
aur jahannum mein jaloge day and night.
Ye duniya hai ek instituion
Hamne li hai admission
Quran hamara constitution
Ispar chalna apna profession
Jodo isse apna connection
Isi mein hai real sensation
Na lena tum koi tension
Karte hai wo sab sanction
Iska Allah ke hathon function
Doore karo apna confusion
Shaytaan hamara khula dushman
Jo lega iska injection
Hoga imaan mein fluctuation
Quber mein hoga dissection
Aur jahannum mein iska retention.
So How was it?
Bye 4 now
C YA
Ashee (a.k.a. Miss Pakistani)
Originally posted by Miss Pakistani:
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Anyways I m glad 4 the ppl who liked my joke and sorry 4 the ppl who didnt enjoy especially Roman**
keep up the good work... we are loving ur posts.. dont't worry on stupid moderators. they dont understand anything. we are all waiting for Bubble B. to become moderator.
'teri post ki kya tareef karoon, kuch kehte huye main darta hoon..'
**
Allah se milayenge line
to tabiyat hogi fine **
Kya baat hain.. wah wah
and we wasted time trying line with something else. >>> ispe ayegi islam ki design
aur yehi hai aaj ki headline. **
this is no good.. design is haraam..
**
Na lena tum koi tension
Karte hai wo sab sanction
Iska Allah ke hathon function
sanctions r due to allah.. lo and we were blaming clinton So How was it?
great!! C YA sure sure..
Hey PPL
That was realllllly good ZZ
I liked that one .....u go :)
and urs too X FACTOR
u guys seem really nice thanx 4 including me in.............
I appreciate it
and as soon as i get more stuff like this I'll post them here
Ok
bye 4 now!
Ashee(a.k.a. Miss Pakistani)
Since this thread has NOTHING to do with current media or the entertainment industry, it does not belong to this section, or any other section...and plz refrain from posting hate oriented msgs.
This issue has been discussed many times, here, and in other forums as well, and it will NOT be tolerated in my forum. Period.
