Doc," says Steve, “I want to be castrated (removal of male organs).”
“What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement.
“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to
have
it done” replies Steve.
“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a
very
serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will
change
your life forever!”
“I’m aware of that and you’re not going to change my mind – either you
book
me in to be castrated or I’ll simply go to another doctor.”
“Well, OK.”, says the doctor, “But it’s against my better judgment!”
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very
slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.
Heading
towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
“Hi there,” says Steve,“It looks as if you’ve just had the same
operation as
me.”
“Well,” said the patient, “I finally decided after 37 years of life
that I
would like to be circumcised. (removal of penis foreskin)”
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT’S the word!”
