That's MARKETING for you :-D

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback.

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Re: That’s MARKETING for you :smiley:

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his email address. Same night you e-mail him, “Hi, dont look for looks, they fade away, go for money it always stay :smiley: so what if i am a glitch, I’m very rich. Marry me and enjoy.” That’s E-marketing. :smiley:

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^^

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p.s. waise chodhry saab larkiyaan aisi bongi harkatein naheen kerteen :smiley: aisay mashallah kisam k kaam mard hazraat hi saranjaam de saktay haen :smiley:

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bb…hamaray sath to ye kam larkion nay bohat kiye…ye alug baat kay ab hum nay saray kam chore deeye…

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LOLZ :fraudia:

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG :fraudia: :smiley: :smiley:

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:k:

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Mr Neo thanx :smiley:

Sheruuuuu :smiley: :wink: :hug:

bao bihari ji acha kya chor dyay :biggthumb

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hahaha lemme do that smiley too :dixsi:

is that when the guy E-sue’s the customer ?

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:hehe: :rotfl: