I was thinking…It would be really cool if Sharaabi bhai was my mulaana saab. Kasme, he’s pretty much the coolest person I know that is capable of being a mullaana. I think he’d make an awesome mulaana.
He could just like ride a bicycle around to people’s house and teach little children Quran ka sabak and suraahs and stuff. And then after class he’d all take us out to Prince Cafe and treat us to some sheesha. 
That would be great. =)
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Nah. Sharaabi bhai is cool. 
kasme
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Jahova witness go on bikes door to door 
Cool maulvis go on cars 
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LOL dude don’t know what I’m talking about?! The maulvis that ride around on bikes with those HUGE tires and the handles like don’t even turn and there’s no breaks…and there’s a basket in the front!
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^ Those Sohrabs?
they dont come with baskets. Mullahs arent that uncool.
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No brakes? 
What if they run that bike into a burqa wali woman? They will get slapped
*beysharam, itni lambi daarhi hai, cycle ko rok nahi saktey kia? *
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Shikra - They stop by putting down their skinyy little feet with chapal on to the grounddd
Sharaabi - Yea man. You are the revolutionary mulaana. A new breed of cool maulvis.
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Moti, you are extra paindoo
Hey, I have a question for you: Are you over that period where you think everybody is your pal?
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daarhi k honay say cycle k ruknay k kiya wasta, cycle to brakes say rukti hain:hoonh:
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I know, this is something that actually once happened. In Pakistan, one shareef aadmi with beard ran his bike into a woman and this is exactly what she said. The man replied “behan yeh meri daarhi hai, brakes nahi” 
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waisay darhi sai cycle rooknay wala act bara kamyab hoo ga....
any volunteers?
cycle main doon ga
tookri apni lay karr ana
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tookri apni lay karr ana
abb ye tookri kaha sai aa gai baat cycle aur daarhi ki hoo rahi haiN
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yaar tum hamaisha hee 2 post peechay hootay hooo
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sorry abb 4 peechay honay ki try keroo ga
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tookri mili kai nahen?
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nahi sayed doodh wala lai ker chala gaya hoga
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ok waito doodh walay ka
jab tookri mil jai tau 1000 rupay lay karr namm likhwa nay aa jana
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1000 rupees naam likhwanay k woh bhi sirf tookri k sath
1000 rupees hotay to CHOOKRI k sath naam na likhwata