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Hey guyz! Check this out!
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How do you stop an Indian tank ?
Shoot the men who are pushing it. How do you disable Indian missiles? Cut the rubber band. Have you ever seen Indian war heroes ? Neither has India. Did you hear about the other latest Indian invention ? The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact. How do you sink an Indian battleship ? Put it in water. Did you hear about the 747 jet which Crashed into a cemetery in Delhi ? The Indian officials have so far Recovered 3000 bodies. Did you hear about the Indian admiral who had asked to be buried at sea ? Five Indian sailors died digging his grave. Did you hear about the shutdown of the Delhi National Library ? Somebody stole the book. Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and an Indian. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? A. Shoot the Indian twice to make sure he's dead. Q. What's brown and black and looks great on an Indian? A. A Doberman. Q. How can you tell when an Indian is lying? A. His lips are moving. Q. What do you have when an Indian is Buried up to his neck in sand? A. Not enough sand. Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Indians? A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
Now, U know Y i LOVE INDIANZ!!!
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Ashee------ (a.k.a. Miss Pakistani)