How do Buddhist monks fight against the evil of child prostitution? Do they write angry letters to the Government to try and get this widespread practice clamped down on? Do they storm the little shanty towns where the wrinkly old paedophiles are handing over the lolly in return for pre-pubescent jiggery-pokery?
Or do they stand on one leg and meditate like that old guy in the Karate Kid?
Any buddhists in the vicinity give me a shout - Japanese ones included.