Test your wife's sense of humor

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Man’s wives have no sense of humor

RIYADH (Reuters) - A Saudi man lost a bit of his nose in a joint assault by his two wives after he jokingly threatened to marry a third woman.
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Judaie Ibn Salem had thought his threat would help resolve an argument over dividing up his house.

“I swore that I would do it because … they were impolite and that’s when I came under an even bigger attack,” Ibn Salem told Shams newspaper after having seven stitches inserted.

"I never realized they would get so worked up. But the only way to restore my dignity is really to take a third wife.

“I don’t know what I’m going to lose next if I do that.”

Islamic law allows men to take up to four wives and polygamy is not unusual in the conservative kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the birthplace of Islam.

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LOL... So now he MUST take a third wife! :) Thats awesome!
I feel sorry for his third if she has to live in that household!

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What a funny guy lol...let that be a lesson to them so when he suggests a fourth they know to react properly...

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:rotfl:

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Is any reason good enough for polygamy? Retard.

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Hmmm…If you can catch sarcasm, then he should have beat the crap out of both of them…

But then, Muslims can take a bloody beating but can’t retaliate because it’s forbidden…

Shucks…

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Why is it that the lives of such retarded people get published, but when a normal mainstream muslim does something good, that never gets published. I swear, when you hear of muslims in the media, its usually these retards.

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hahahaha

beichara

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You have to see who's reporting them...It's Muslims themselves...Because many of their inferiority complex, resort to uncovering the worst and reporting it in for hope of receiving a pat on the back...

In the US, although they may appreciate outwardly for exposing the truth, but your life comes under threat...Like Joe Darby...

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:D

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Sarcasm not required because by religion he is allowed to beat them anyway.

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I gets published, but no one bothers to comment as their thoughts are too precious to be wasted on it.

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Yeah, just like killing infidels is allowed by religion anyway ?

Talk of convenience, such a simple religion

Beat thy wife, kill whole mankind, crucify thy Lord.

You are the marvel of a creation :k:

And if you wanna leave… take good care
Hope you have a lot of nice things to wear
A lot of nice things turn bad out there
Oh baby, baby, it’s a wild world
It’s hard to get by just upon a smile
(yeah…) oh baby, it’s a wild world
I’ll always remember you like a child girl
You know I’ve seen a lot of
What the world can do
And it’s breaking my heart in two
Coz I never want to see you sad girl
Don’t be a bad girl…

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feal sorry 4 the guy

Attention all men: a lesson to learn :frowning:

There is a lesson to be learnt from the following incident. I have decided that I won’t marry more than one woman (inshaAllah):frowning:

Source:Article – The Mail & Guardian

Saudi man lost part of his nose in a heated argument with his two wives because he threatened to marry a third woman, Shams newspaper reported on Tuesday.

Judaie bin Salim jokingly told his wives that he would marry again if they were unable to resolve their differences over how to divide their new house, the paper said.

Salim repeated the threat because of how ill-mannered his wives had acted.

This proved a provocation too far for the women, who then attacked him and left him with a part of his nose missing, a broken cartilage and needing seven stitches.

“I never thought my wives would respond to such a degree,” Judai told the daily, adding the only way to restore his dignity would be to go ahead and take a third wife.

Saudi men can be married to up to four women at a time under the Islamic or sharia law enforced in the ultra-conservative kingdom, so long as the wives are all treated equally. – Sapa-AFP

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theres already a thread on this in this section :smack:

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:rotfl: and WTH

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:cb:

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  • ^^why do u have a blue face with inshallah… were u planning to have multiple wives. hmmmm:5: *

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I checked before posting, but couldn’t find.

Anyways, Mods kindly lock it, if there is already a thread made on this topic.