Sylvester Stalone, Arnold Schwarzeneger and Jean Claude van Damme are in the last round of a quiz show. The quizmaster asks:
“If you were to be a famous musical composer, which would you choose?”
Sylvester says “I’ll be Mozart”
van Damme says “I’ll be Beethoven”
Arnie says “I’LL BE BACH !!”
hehehehehe