Hey guys check this out, I know it’s a little sick, but funny.
TEN WAYS TO ANNOY THE PERSON IN THE NEXT STALL
1.) Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with
a bodily function noise.
2.) Say, “Damn, this water’s cold!”
3.) Drop a marble and say, “Oh shit, my glass eye!!”
4.) Say, “Hmm, I’ve never seen that color before,. . .”
5.) Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into
the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
6.) Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, Whoa! Easy boy!
7.) Say, “Interesting. . . more floaters than sinkers.”
8.) Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet
paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then
say,Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?
9.) Say, “C’mon Mr. Happy!! Don’t fall asleep on me!!”
10.) Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall where the person in
the next stall can see it.