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“They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
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“This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to!”
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“Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”
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“I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”
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“I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
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“I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory
toward people who practice Yoga?” -
“Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem.”
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“Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”
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“Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?”
AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…
- Raise your head slowly and say,
“…in Allah’s name, Amen.”
