Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked!
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No one ever steals your chair.
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Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
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Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
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People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
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You want to see if it’s like the dream.
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To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.
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“I’d love to chip in… but I left my wallet in my pants.”
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Inventive way to finally meet that ‘special’ person in Human Resources.
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Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
And…drum roll…the Number One reason to go to work naked :
Your boss will never say, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
ever again.