Telling dirty jokes and bedroom stories.

Re: Telling dirty jokes and bedroom stories.

okay can I clear one thing, so like if you do it somewhere aside from the bedroom that is okay to tell, or can we change the term bedroom stories to something else.

as george michael so eloquently described in his scholarly work called 'outside;

I think I’m done with the sofa
I think I’m done with the hall
I think I’m done with the kitchen table, baby

technically, there is no mention of bedroom.
please clarify :halo:

Now go back to my first post read it and then discuss why you think if someone tells dirty jokes is man/woman of bad character ? :halo:

tou phir kitni hain? :konfused:

What a perv this george michael guy is he has done it every where other than bedroom. :mad: bed room main khatmal thay kia ? :silly:

under renovation ho ga ya furniture delivery may have been delayed

Actually I think dirty jokes between very close friends is ok…but I really hate it when ppl who are older than me or in very respectable positions says weird stuff..coz how am I gonna look at them with respect again, or take anything they say seriously when when there saying dirty jokes???

BTW..r u trying to annoy me :emmy:

Everyone is at least a bit stupid…we all have our stupid moment…dnt tell me that ur not..coz u ain’t perfect TLK saheb :snooty:

:hmmm: makes sense. Now go back to the OP and discuss the first or second issue. :halo:

People think that I am perfect :frowning:

Achchaaaa…if u were soooooooooo perfect y wud Niki Baji be editing ur posts…bolo bolo..tel tel…:faizy:

u are perfect, infact you are a model for all
and that why we call you namoona.

Re: Telling dirty jokes and bedroom stories.

^:cb:

one of the things to do before i die…

“Make love in places you aren’t supposed to”

and secondly on the mufti deportation … i don’t think so x2 ever got deported.. is he?

I think jokes is a fine balance, what is dodgy but funny versus what is just raunchy. it depends on how suggestive it is, time and place and audience.

second question has been addressed already i think

dude, u mixed words up, I am not a mufti. I am a mufta..big difference.

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So older people or younger people cannot be close friends ? :hmmm:

People around me are either older or younger than I am , nobody is my age , I feel so left out on the fun stuff. Younger people do not want to hang around me and older people give me nothing but advice , so I do not want to hang around them.

Re: Telling dirty jokes and bedroom stories.

1) depends on the time, place & audience

2) they should never leave the bedroom or if you do stuff in kitchen, washroom, office floor, car, bus, lake, airplane ..etc..etc neither..

Educate me and send me list of those places. Do not list them here , yahan bohat saray bach-chay bhee hain. :D

Depends on the age gap…all my friends are younger than me coz most of the time I behave like a brat..the ones who are older than me are jst 2-3yrs older than me. I treat my dad and uncles as friends…but I’ll not expect them to say strange things in front of me :eek:

But at work…if some1 way older than me, or in a very high position says strange things I feel embarrassed…coz I respect them and dnt want to lose that respect for them. :o

Re: Telling dirty jokes and bedroom stories.

dirty jokes between husband and wife are cool

bedroom secrets should remain a secret because you don't want other people copying you ;)

i doubt this..