Tell them, my son, ............

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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One day, there was a catastrophic event which caused all living creatures on earth to die. To sort things out, everyone went to heaven. The judge approaches and says, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who ruled their women on earth and the other line for the men who were ruled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter.” With that said and done, the next time The judge looked, the women were gone and there were two lines. The line of men who were ruled by their women was 1000 miles long, and in the line of men who ruled their women, there was only one man. The judge became angry and said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I had you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?” The man replied, “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”

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~FrOm BiRtH iVe BeEn CurSeD FrOm ThIs CurSe To JuSt CuRsE~

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AwwW Bechara

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lol bechara

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one of the harsh realities of life

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hahahahahaahhahhahahhahhahahahhhahhahahhahahhaahhahahahhahahahhahha NOT SO FUNNY

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hahahahahahaha

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LOL! I liked that!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?

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Ofcourse u did…

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My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

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LOL

Sugar, spice 'n all things nice

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hahahhahaha

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women sure are evil

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** Come here moneky! ** MONKEY!!.. i got a surprise for you son. Run monkey run…run for me… or i will chop your tail off and feed it to the maggots.

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LOLzzzzzz "tabaydaar

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shauhar"

The Lone Ranger…

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one for the archives lol

I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!

Cliched ain't it ;)

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this is hillarious…

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Isn’t your mom a woman ?!

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:heh

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lol that gr8

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“One eyed King in the land of the blind.”