SHOCKING TELEGRAMS OF THE BAAHMAN FAMILY
TELEGRAM #1 (BAAHMAN GIRL)
A GIRL sends a telegram to her father on her clearing
B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :
“Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
TELEGRAM #2 (BAAHMAN)
A Baahman, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife :
“I wish you were here.” The message received by wife:
“I wish you were her.”
TELEGRAM #3 (BAAHMAN WIFE)
A Baahmani with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation co! unter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next
to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady
and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:
“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave
birth to an old lady.”
TELEGRAM # 4 (BAAHMAN SREVANT)
A Baahman from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent’s house in Delhi. When the Baahman went to Ajmer, he asked his
servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written:
'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).
