If it was posted here earlier, I appologize. Here it goes:
Three men -an American, a japanese and Banda Singh were sitting naked in the_sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager,” he said. “I have a_microchip under the skin of my arm.”_
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japani lifted his palm to his ear.When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”
Bantasingh from india, felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone,decided he had to do_something just as impressive.
He steped out of the sauna and went to toilet.
He returns with a piece of ‘Toilet paper’ hanging from his ass.
___ The others raised their eyebrows and said, “Wow! What’s that?”
“I’m getting a Fax,” he explains.
