Techno Vocabulary!

got it in a fwd mail, copy-pasting here :smiley:

IMPRESS YOUR CLIENTS

Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?

Use Techno Vocabulary. It can be called the “Buzzword” writing method. Its simple.


There are three columns of words involved, as follows:
0)  balanced		0)  management		0)  contingency
1)  total			1)  organization		1)  hardware (or software)
2)  integrated		2)  reciprocal		2)  projection
3)  compatible		3)  monitored		3)  time-frame
4)  synchronized		4)  digital			4)  concept
5)  optimal		5)  modular		5)  programming
6)  responsive		6)  transitional		6)  mobility
7)  functional		7)  incremental		7)  capability
8)  parallel		8)  third-generation		8)  flexibility
9)  systemized		9)  policy			9)  options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords from the above grid, e.g., 257: “integrated modular capability”. Don’t worry if it doesn’t make sense to you; it won’t mean anything to anyone else either, but they’ll think you’re just smarter than they are so they won’t say anything!!

You can propose “systemized reciprocal options” (929) to achieve “optimal transitional flexibility” (568), so that we can think of an “integrated monitored projection” (232).

And your boss will probably promote you or your customer will be blown away with your technological superiority.

Re: Techno Vocabulary!

thanks for this 145 :k: total modular concept :smiley:

Re: Techno Vocabulary!

^^ it was 154 :p

Re: Techno Vocabulary!

that’s a good one :hehe: … can I have the source please.
like they say if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull! :smiley:

Re: Techno Vocabulary!

acha quote hai… :slight_smile:

Re: Techno Vocabulary!

marks #4 in his list of before i die to attend ONE lecture atleast of umar bhai

just for the heck of SEEING his presentation.. (After seeing THIS thread)

GOOD combo of buzzwords i MUST say :k: took a lot of time to # and think :k:

Re: Techno Vocabulary!

its all urs sir ji :smiley: