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Dear Tech Support:
Subject: Technical support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flowers, clothing, and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply Crashes the system. Sex 5.5 only launches twice per month now where before with Boyfriend 5.0 it ran whenever the lights went out. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these programs, but to no avail. Is this some sort of bug?
Sincerely,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is strictly an entertainment package, while husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create unwanted wave files.
DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good luck
Tech support
Don’t try this programs…… get back to work.
