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Tech Support Request

Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash  2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system.  I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but  un-install does not work on this program.  Can you help me? 

Jonathan Powell

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Dear Jonathan Powell-

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.  Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife  1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to  run everything. WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed.  Trying to un-install Wife 1.0  can be disasterious.  Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources.

You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download simular products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.

Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0
Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD Frequently use Communicator 5.0

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MIRZA YASIR

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Lo ghalib gee, Hum nay sardaron ka peecha chor diya.


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You have nice collection of Sardar's jokes, better keep on....

good one yaar!!! This is a classic...I was getting sick of those windows95 and microsift/bill gates jokes!! :)

Dear MirzaYasir,

It appears to me that your MotherBoard may need to be replaced. Before you do that, please check with your mommy.

Stay well.

[This message has been edited by NYAhmadi (edited March 09, 1999).]

oops!

[This message has been edited by mirzayasir (edited March 08, 1999).]

Oey N Y Ahmadi sahib, Shirarty sahib kay danday sey bach kay rehna. You are going towards "R" rated.

MIRZA YASIR

[This message has been edited by mirzayasir (edited March 09, 1999).]

LOL good one mirza :)

shukar hai!
sardar ji ko chhoRa!

Ahmadi Bhai:

Tobah..Tobah....kasi battey karr rahey hain? Khial rakhey....hum jaisey bachey bhi yahan mojood hain. Astaghfurallah!! :)

Dear MirzaYasir and Dear Shirarti, and Dear Ghalib,

I am sorry for that, (I changed my earlier response, check it out) but I really had it upto eyeballs with Yasir's Sardar Jokes. It made me wana through my turban out, and shave my beard. I am glad he is switching his interest.

Stay well.

Baray chalak ho gaiy hein. Message hi edit kar diya.

Chalo acha hay, ab shirarty us message ko kuch nahin kar sakta.


MIRZA YASIR

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Here is the very same joke msaqib, posted on 7th of march


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