Tech Support: “Do you have any windows open right now?”
Customer: “Are you crazy woman, it’s twenty below outside…”
Tech Support: “If there is anything else we can help with, please give us a call.”
Customer: “Well…I was wondering if you could just tell me something people ask you that is really stupid, so I don’t feel like such a moron.”
Tech Support: “Ma’am, you’re not stupid. People aren’t born with knowledge, it takes time. One of the silliest questions we get from new users is, ‘Where is the any key?’”
Customer: “Well, DUH! Even I know where that is!”
Tech Support: “Ok, let’s try once more, but use lower case letters.”
Customer: “Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard.”
Customer: “What am I getting a keyboard error for? The keyboard isn’t even plugged in!”
Customer: “Hi, I was wondering if you could fix my laptop. It’s under
warranty.”
Tech Support: “What seems to be the trouble with it?”
Customer: “My wife got mad and threw it in the pool.”
Tech Support: “Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?”
Customer: “Wow. How can you see my screen from there?”
Customer: “I’m going to be using Windows NT. Should I get the Server or Workstation version?”
Tech Support: “Well, are you using it as a workstation or as a server?”
Customer: “A server. So, which one do I get?”
Tech Support: “The server version perhaps?”
Customer: “Which one is that?”
Tech Support: “Windows NT Server.”
Customer: “Ok, thanks.”