Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as
NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
And the reply:
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears
6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support