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Work station
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…
what more can I say…
‘P’
Tech Support: “OK Bob, just type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: “I don’t have a ‘P’.”
Tech Support: “On your keyboard, Bob.”
Customer: “What do you mean?”
Tech Support: “‘P’ on your keyboard, Bob.”
Customer: “I’m not going to do that!”
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How full is the glass?
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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Barcodes
At our company, we have asset barcodes on everything.
We can get the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the asset barcode, or using the number beneath the bars.
Customer: “Hello. I can’t get on the network.”
Tech Support: "OK. Just read me your asset number.”
Customer: “What is that?”
Tech Support: “That little barcode on the front of your computer.”
Customer: “OK. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar…”
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[This message has been edited by Gizzy (edited December 03, 2001).]