Team Leader and you

**The way you feel in the office ****TL/U **

( **When you join the project **) -
“Please don’t hesitate to come to me any time for any technical or domain help”

( **When you go to him for help **) -
"You can find it out man… Can’t you?

Search in the books, and try to find it out yourself."

( **When you ‘try to find it out yourself’ **) -
You can’t waste time like this. You should’ve come to me for help. We have to deliver ..Come to my place"

( **When you go to him for help, again **) -
“Don’t make any changes in the code now. Come up with a document for impact analysis by lunch”

( **When you go to him Just before lunch **) -
So, what have you done since morning? This document? Shall we deliver this? How many lines of coding did you do?.. See, this is not the way we should work"

( **When you go to him 1 hr after lunch, with a small amount of coding -that’s all what’s necessary **) -
Only this much of coding since morning!!!" (Probably, you could’ve added the lyrics of a Hindi song in your code to make it look healthy).

“Change here, … change there, … Add here,… Modify there . Do it NOW”

( **When you go to him with the changes suggested by him **) -
Who asked you to do these? Everything’s wrong here. See, this is not the way we should work…"

( **Every 10 minutes **) -
So? What’s the status???

Re: Team Leader and you

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