It was Teacher’s Day and most of the students were handing over gifts their teacher. The florist’s son gave the teacher a bouqet of roses. The baker’s child gave the teacher a box of pastries. The tailor’s son gave the teacher a dress. One of the student whose father worked in the alcohol industry gave the teacher a large and heavy box.
The box was leaking, so she tasted the leaking liquid a bit.
“Let me guess,” said the teacher “it has bottles of champagne.” The boy gave a nod of the head to show that she was wrong.
The teacher tasted the leaking liquid once again.
“Then, it must be one of the finest whiskies!” The boy once again replied in the negative.
This time, the teacher lifted the box high enough so that the liquid fell right into her mouth. After taking in quite a lot of that mysterious liquid, she confidently said “hmm..it has to be a crate of beer then.” And once again the child said no. The teacher gave up and asked the child to reveal the identity of this thing. With a huge grin on his face, the child said: “Its a puppy!”
Crorepati: Iam waiting for your criticism!!!
meray khiyal say wo bhee teacher ke sath maza lay raha tha
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recover hotay shaid time lay thora sa ..
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
as always this joke doesnt make one bit of sense.
heeheheeheh .. SAMEOLD same old type ki same old posting ..
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yar iski ek posting aati hay na? main ghanton baith kar hansta hoon ke iss main SAMAJHnay ki kiya aisee cheez hay? parha aur hans diyay, allah allah khair sallah ..
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lekinn noooooooooooooo, WOHEE murghay ki ekk taang ..
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quote nusrat fateh ali marhoom:
samajh samajh ke samajh ko samjho,
samajh samjhna bhee ek samajh hay,
samajh samajh ke bhee jo na samjhay,
meri nazar main wo na samajh hay
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
why is mr.confused so jealous?
U must be really stupid to not get this joke, it makes complete sense!!
~hUm HaIn PaKiStAnI, hUm To JeEtAiN GeY hAn JeEtAiN gEy, HaR mEiDaAn MeIn, HaR tUfAaN mEiN, hAr MuShKiL mEiN jEeTaIn GeY~*
wow .. MR confused? ajee zarra nawaazi hay aapki
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warna main (aapki tarah) kiss qaabil hoon
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yar kashi, ch ch ch .. nah man, rehnay do
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.. becharay ka icon main dekho, baal urh chuke hain, burhaapa aa giya hay .. abhi ghussa ho giya to Blood Pressure aur heartbeats fast ho jayengi aur allah na karay ke meray liyay ek aur museebat kharee ho jaye
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(nikah parhaatay parhaatay, namaz-e-janaza iski na parhwaani parh jaaye)
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Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.