**Teacher: "Tum baday hokar kya karoge ?
Student: "shaadi..!!!**
Teacher: "nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Student: "dulha.!!!
Teacher: 'oh, i mean baday hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: "dulhan..
Teacher: "IDIOT… mera matlab baday ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- "bahu laaunga…
Teacher: "O stupid… tumhare papa tumse kya chahtey hain?
Student: "pota…
Teacher:" Oh God…, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: "hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho……!!!
Good one.