Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?..
Student: dulha.!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: oh God, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do
Translating to English:
Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?
Student: Marriage
Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom
Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride
Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law
Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson
Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!
