An Irishman living in England goes for a job on a construc-
tion site.
The foreman says, “Can you brew tea?”
The Irishman says, “Yes.”
“Good. Can you drive a fork lift?”
The Irishman looks at him and says, “Why, how big is the
teapot?”
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8.Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.