ok so there was this guy from japan and he had come to china on a buisness trip. so the guy is standing at the airport and calls a taxi. then they get into the car and a toyota passes by…the japanese man says “oooo toyota…made in Japan, veeery fast”. then a suzuki passes by and the Japanese guys says " oooo suzuki…made in Japan, veeery fast" Then another and another and another Japanese made car passes by and for every car the Janpanese man says the same thing. the taxi driver gets very annoyed and when they reach there destination the taxi driver askes alot of money for the fare and the Japanese man askes “why so much” then the taxi driver smiles and says " OOOO METER…MADE IN JAPAN, VEEEEEEERY FAST" 
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