Once a taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed badly, lost the control of the taxi, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet. Then the driver turned around and said “Look mate dont you ever do this again. you scared the hell out of me”
The passenger apologized and said “I am so sorry i just didnot realise that a little tap would scare you so much”
To which the taxi driver replied…
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“Well its not exactly your fault. You see today is my first day as a taxi driver. I have been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years”